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Me and my mate Chloe were having cocktails at this bar, yeah, and she’s hassling me ‘cause she wants to go to this party…
Chloe is on one because she thinks Jack is doing Lucy.  Total slut-fuck.
So we get up in my car.  I drive us to the party…
We get into one of the rooms, yeah…
Jack’s not doing Lucy; he’s doing Ellie. She is a proper slut.  Chloe freaks.
I’m driving us back into town, Chloe’s all like, “ugh, I feel sick,” I’m like, “uh-uh, uh-uh, don’t puke in my car.  Do not puke in my car.”
That’s when the police pull us over.  I’m already burnt from driving so I am like Fuck.
This cop, yeah, he hands me the Breathalyzer, and I’m like…
Do I suck…or…blow?
That’s insane!  I’m totally working it, yeah?  
Now I don’t know if this cop is gay or what but he tells me I’m four times over the limit.  That’s bullshit.  Didn’t even want to go to the party.

20 days of Misfits: Favorite Alisha moment

Me and my mate Chloe were having cocktails at this bar, yeah, and she’s hassling me ‘cause she wants to go to this party…

Chloe is on one because she thinks Jack is doing Lucy. Total slut-fuck.

So we get up in my car. I drive us to the party…

We get into one of the rooms, yeah…

Jack’s not doing Lucy; he’s doing Ellie. She is a proper slut. Chloe freaks.

I’m driving us back into town, Chloe’s all like, “ugh, I feel sick,” I’m like, “uh-uh, uh-uh, don’t puke in my car. Do not puke in my car.

That’s when the police pull us over. I’m already burnt from driving so I am like Fuck.

This cop, yeah, he hands me the Breathalyzer, and I’m like…

Do I suck…or…blow?

That’s insane! I’m totally working it, yeah?  

Now I don’t know if this cop is gay or what but he tells me I’m four times over the limit. That’s bullshit. Didn’t even want to go to the party.

20 days of Misfits: Favorite Alisha moment

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    I can’t even see S2 Alisha say stuff like that anymore. I also find it funny that Antonia’s sister is named Chloe.
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    omg this was so awkward to watch but so funny
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